bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

stop reblogging this. it took me two seconds to google it and find out it’s fake. 

bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

stop reblogging this. it took me two seconds to google it and find out it’s fake

(via benvolio)

linusinhats:

Today is Linus’s fifth adoptiversary! He has gone from being the saddest, grossest cat in the world to being the happiest, grossest cat in the world.

LOOK AT THIS CAT

importantbirds:


Pritchard was impatient for head scretchies so he head-butted my fingers.

YA dun’t need writ such the essays when HEAD SCRATCHEM abound!  Hemwerp?  NO SUCH!  Esseys?  ABSOLUTE NON juts a squingler of squitchem right

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

importantbirds:

Pritchard was impatient for head scretchies so he head-butted my fingers.

YA dun’t need writ such the essays when HEAD SCRATCHEM abound!  Hemwerp?  NO SUCH!  Esseys?  ABSOLUTE NON juts a squingler of squitchem right

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

Important addition to any post about potatoes.

laughterkey:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

:-)

All potato dude, all the time.

Po-tay-toes

OHMYGOD



MOAR PLS









WHY ARE NONE OF MINE ANIMATING?


wait for it






AND I’M BACK


Every now and then I gotta reblog the original madness.

All hail the almighty potato.

laughterkey:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

:-)

All potato dude, all the time.

Po-tay-toes

OHMYGOD

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MOAR PLS

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WHY ARE NONE OF MINE ANIMATING?

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wait for it

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AND I’M BACK

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Every now and then I gotta reblog the original madness.

All hail the almighty potato.

(via heintzcr)

laughterkey:

flamingatheist:

flamingatheist:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

laughterkey:

THE TIME HAS COME. THE MAIN COURSE HAS ARRIVED.

LET THE DANCING CORNUCOPIA BE FREE!

WAITIN’ FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAIT WAITIN’ FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

I GIS gif-searched “potato intensifies” and I found this:

http://m.hugelol.com/lol/206246

POTATO WILL SACRIFICE STARCHY SELF

POTATO JUST WANTS TO TWERK WITH TURKEY.

I hope they don’t forget to use protection.

It’s….beautiful.

Holy shit, I am laughing so hard at this. I take one day away from Tumblr and all holy potato hell breaks loose.

Not only is Spoopy and Creppy on the way, so is twerkin’ turkey and the cornucopia of dancing produce!

I FORGOT ABOUT THE TURKEY

ohmygod i love tumblr so much

(via heintzcr)

asker

Anonymous asked: I just learnt that Rupert Everett voiced Prince Charming in the Shrek films and for some reason this has changed my entire world.

ohgod

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

hey now, while those things can suck, most of the time adulthood is okay.

(via urulokid)