laughterkey:

grundycat:

my life is officially ruined

::clears throat::

OHHHHHHHHH CAAAAAAAAAAATEEEESSSSS.

adulthoodisokay good morning!

thank you friend this makes monday way easier

send help

send help

He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father.

He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples.

He nice, the Jesus.

David Sedaris (via ohyesdavidsedaris)

From one of my favourite book chapters of all time. I laughed so hard I cried the first time I read Me Talk Pretty One Day.

PS. Hoppy Eggster.

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asker

Anonymous asked: How long do think it is going to be until they take the buzzfeed tumblr away from you?

Hopefully a very long time.

littlegreykitten:

buzzfeed:

hello friends live your dreams this weekend

THAT IS A DUCKING LAWNMOWER FLYING AROUND IN THE SKY AND THE MORAL OF THIS GIF IS “live your life” WTF TUMBLR YOU BROKE ME

Running the buzzfeed tumblr is fun.

littlegreykitten:

buzzfeed:

hello friends live your dreams this weekend

THAT IS A DUCKING LAWNMOWER FLYING AROUND IN THE SKY AND THE MORAL OF THIS GIF IS “live your life” WTF TUMBLR YOU BROKE ME

Running the buzzfeed tumblr is fun.

I have no idea what’s going on here but I like it. 

bookoisseur:

If you think I’m funny on here, and you live in NYC, and you’re a student eligible for college-credit, you should come be my intern at My Damn Channel. 
I AM SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING IN PERSON.
But for real. I need interns for the summer. Here’s the shpeel:
*We are located in New York City, so you must be, too. Or you must be willing at least to commute into New York City on a regular basis.
Here are the skills we’re looking for:
*You should be familiar with our content. Some of it. All of it. Take your pick. But you should know something about us.
*You should have strong writing skills. Please send us links to your Twitter and Tumblr and blog. But not your Pinterest. We don’t care about that…YET.
*You should have basic Photoshop and HTML skills. Have you ever created an image for a meme? Have you posted said image to your blog without the benefit of a blog editor? Do you sometimes wish you could just hold up an animated gif in real-life situations? Fantastic. You’re who we want.
*Basic Final Cut Pro or other video editing skills are wonderful and we could definitely figure out how to use your skills effectively and creatively, but they are not necessary. In fact, we could probably teach you some stuff on these programs if you’re interested…that’s what internships are for, right?
Here’s what you’d be doing:
*Hanging out on Tumblr all day.
*Creating gifs of our content.
*Photoshopping Mary Lynn Rajskub’s head onto Jeremy Lin’s body just because we think saying “Mary Lynn-sanity” is funny.
*Helping to optimize all of our social media outlets aesthetically and strategically.
*Not all of it is fun. Sometimes there is data entry. Sometimes there is heavy lifting. Sometimes there is a coffee run that needs running.
So please come be my intern for the summer. It’s super fun times. You will get to see me in so many different emotional states your head will whirl. I’m great. And you will see me in all states of caffeination which I am told is pretty funny.
E-mail me resume and cover letter at rachael@mydamnchannel.com if you’re interested.

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bookoisseur:

If you think I’m funny on here, and you live in NYC, and you’re a student eligible for college-credit, you should come be my intern at My Damn Channel. 

I AM SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING IN PERSON.

But for real. I need interns for the summer. Here’s the shpeel:

  • *We are located in New York City, so you must be, too. Or you must be willing at least to commute into New York City on a regular basis.

Here are the skills we’re looking for:

  • *You should be familiar with our content. Some of it. All of it. Take your pick. But you should know something about us.
  • *You should have strong writing skills. Please send us links to your Twitter and Tumblr and blog. But not your Pinterest. We don’t care about that…YET.
  • *You should have basic Photoshop and HTML skills. Have you ever created an image for a meme? Have you posted said image to your blog without the benefit of a blog editor? Do you sometimes wish you could just hold up an animated gif in real-life situations? Fantastic. You’re who we want.
  • *Basic Final Cut Pro or other video editing skills are wonderful and we could definitely figure out how to use your skills effectively and creatively, but they are not necessary. In fact, we could probably teach you some stuff on these programs if you’re interested…that’s what internships are for, right?

Here’s what you’d be doing:

  • *Hanging out on Tumblr all day.
  • *Creating gifs of our content.
  • *Photoshopping Mary Lynn Rajskub’s head onto Jeremy Lin’s body just because we think saying “Mary Lynn-sanity” is funny.
  • *Helping to optimize all of our social media outlets aesthetically and strategically.
  • *Not all of it is fun. Sometimes there is data entry. Sometimes there is heavy lifting. Sometimes there is a coffee run that needs running.

So please come be my intern for the summer. It’s super fun times. You will get to see me in so many different emotional states your head will whirl. I’m great. And you will see me in all states of caffeination which I am told is pretty funny.

E-mail me resume and cover letter at rachael@mydamnchannel.com if you’re interested.

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Album Art

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

i’ve typed and deleted 7 different captions for this and i just. i don’t know what to say. i don’t have an appropriate gif. i don’t know what to say. i’m just going to go cry myself to sleep.

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TitleImagine All Star People
party-wok:

excuse me but that isn’t a gray duck.

NO IT IS NOT. IT IS NOT A DUCK AT ALL. IT IS, IN FACT, A TRUE GOOSE.  

party-wok:

excuse me but that isn’t a gray duck.

NO IT IS NOT. IT IS NOT A DUCK AT ALL. IT IS, IN FACT, A TRUE GOOSE.  

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