bobbycaputo:

Ramen Bacon Grilled Cheese

what a time to be alive

bobbycaputo:

Ramen Bacon Grilled Cheese

what a time to be alive

Lady Deadpool burlesque bye I’m dead.

Lady Deadpool burlesque bye I’m dead.

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

"Cates just snorted." - my intern

(via laughterkey)

scienceofdiscontent:

axechucker:


travtrav87 So this just happened at the #gameofthrones beer launch party. #pedropascal posing with my #moonstick from #sailormoon

This too is art.

OMGAWD

im sobbing

scienceofdiscontent:

axechucker:

travtrav87 So this just happened at the #gameofthrones beer launch party. #pedropascal posing with my #moonstick from #sailormoon

This too is art.

OMGAWD

im sobbing

(via festeringfae)

serotonical:

buzzfeed:

BREAKING NEWS

I can see it now: KAIJU:ORIGINS

NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS MUTANT RUSSIAN SPACE GECKOS BECOMING SENTIENT AND FINDING A WAY TO BREAK INTO A NEW DIMENSION AND FURTHER EVOLVING AND THEN COMING BACK TO EARTH AS KAIJUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

serotonical:

buzzfeed:

BREAKING NEWS

I can see it now: KAIJU:ORIGINS

NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS MUTANT RUSSIAN SPACE GECKOS BECOMING SENTIENT AND FINDING A WAY TO BREAK INTO A NEW DIMENSION AND FURTHER EVOLVING AND THEN COMING BACK TO EARTH AS KAIJUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black


oh c’mon guys get it together, if this were the case it’d be “black is the new orange”

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

oh c’mon guys get it together, if this were the case it’d be “black is the new orange”

(via hiatustime)

asker

heintzcr asked: Do you have any idea what somebody should do when they hit the tumblr daily post limit?

cry, probably

alphajade:

ok

so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention

and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia

and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”

and single bisexuals are predatory liars

what the fuck are we supposed to do

WE’RE GONNA BE OURSELVES AND BE FUCKING AWESOME AND LOVE THE PEOPLE WE LOVE AND WANT THE PEOPLE WE WANT AND WE’RE NOT GOING TO HIDE OURSELVES AND EVERYONE WHO JUDGES US CAN GOimage

(via left-twix)