He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father.
He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples.
He nice, the Jesus.—
David Sedaris (via ohyesdavidsedaris)
From one of my favourite book chapters of all time. I laughed so hard I cried the first time I read Me Talk Pretty One Day.
PS. Hoppy Eggster.(via specialedition87)
Anonymous asked: How long do think it is going to be until they take the buzzfeed tumblr away from you?
Hopefully a very long time.