Both hands on the keyboard and one foot in the grave.
Satanic toast. That is all.
“When all is said and done, it makes good toast.” I’m dead. LOL.
“When all’s said and done, it makes good toast.”
This is tremendous. I miss the 1980s.
What can I say?
Hail Satan, full of bread.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS.
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TOASTER
I want your tooooaaast. I neeed your tooooaaast.
it seems to be aware….