Adulthood Is Okay, I Guess.

memewhore: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:41:00 -0400

memewhore:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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Actual Source (save for that final image)

check ‘em

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:21:00 -0400

check ‘em

I livetweeted listening to “Yeezus” for the first...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:58:00 -0400

I livetweeted listening to “Yeezus” for the first (and last) time.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:39:24 -0400

[Kanye West’s “Runaway” playing muffled in the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:14:32 -0400

[Kanye West’s “Runaway” playing muffled in the distance]

Well it’s a marvelous night for a night blogWith the stars up above in your eyesA fantabulous night...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:34:53 -0400

Well it’s a marvelous night for a night blog
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make text posts
‘Neath the cover of October skies
And all the GIFs on the dash are rolling
To the sound of the audio posts
You know I’m trying to please to the scrolling
Of your reblogs that play soft and low
You know the likes’ magic seems to whisper and hush
You know the featured tags seem to shine in your blush

Can I just have one more night blog with you, my love
Can I just make some more text posts with you, my love

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Nightblogging we’re nightblogging We’re what’s happening Nightblogging...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:55:00 -0400

Nightblogging we’re nightblogging

We’re what’s happening

Nightblogging we’re nightblogging

We’re an ice machine

We see people brand new people

They’re something to see

When we’re nightblogging

Bright-white blogging

Oh isn’t it wild?

“Hello darkness my old friend” playing muffled in the distance.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:49:57 -0400

“Hello darkness my old friend” playing muffled in the distance.

What is Denny's tumblr?!?!

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:01:00 -0400

The Denny’s tumblr is tied equally with the NBC Hannibal tumblr in my heart when it comes to branded tumblrs.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:00:59 -0400

awesomephilia: [via] whatever that woman is dumb. i’d...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:02:21 -0400

awesomephilia:

[via]

whatever that woman is dumb. i’d love to understand birds even if all they’re saying is “HEY HEY HEY HEY”

nbchannibal: adulthoodisokay: Petition to get the “Will...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:11:08 -0400

nbchannibal:

adulthoodisokay:

Petition to get the “Will Graham Slam” on the menu at Denny’s

GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

i work for BuzzFeed and i’ve never listened to a Kanye...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:25:39 -0400

i work for BuzzFeed and i’ve never listened to a Kanye West album in my life.

Surprise flowers from a friend.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:31:57 -0400

Surprise flowers from a friend.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:01:22 -0400

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I messaged Denny’s to tell them that the Hannibal...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:44:00 -0400

I messaged Denny’s to tell them that the Hannibal tumblr just overtook them as my favorite branded tumblr and this happened.

UPDATE: OHMYGOD IT GOT BETTER

YO I JUST MESSAGED THE HANNIBAL TUMBLR AND WAS LIKE “I...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:16:44 -0400

YO I JUST MESSAGED THE HANNIBAL TUMBLR AND WAS LIKE “I HAVENT SEEN TONIGHT’S EPISODE BUT YOU’RE KILLING ME. PS I DESPERATELY WANT THE BEER TO BE PEOPLE” AND THEY JUST MESSAGED ME BACK AND I CANNOT EVEN

"If"

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:49:34 -0400

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

-Rudyard Kipling

HAIRLESS GUINEA PIGS

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:16:49 -0400

HAIRLESS GUINEA PIGS

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:03:03 -0400